搭訕英語教室…

話說本人出國,特別是到歐美,便是容易豔遇上身的體質,即使穿的跟在台灣一樣宅(因為要避開不肖之徒覬覦),還是會引來搭訕。所以,我很早就知道我這種長相在台灣不吃香(台灣男人喜歡的是AV典型吧,大眼大胸,看無名和奇摩交友就知道囉),但是是老外很哈的那種東方神秘女子XD

所以,同樣的照片在奇摩交友可能乏人問津,但是,在國外的SNS網站,倒是搭訕訊息不斷,大多是說hi,問你今天好嗎,台灣的生活如何。但也有些別出心裁的。我常覺得很煩,因為他們也不是真的要跟你交朋友,只是有別的意圖,或是網路性愛啥的(我推測的。因為很多人問說有沒cam,要來個cam to cam,尤其以土耳其人居多)。不過,過年假期有一天太冷,無聊,便開始研究起很多人的搭訕方法。如果實際搭訕,常常會以動作取勝,例如,問時間啦、借東西啦、或是幫你指路、拍照啦,不過,在網路上搭訕,就需要一些言語上巧思。於是,我挑選了幾個還蠻特別的網路搭訕語言,想說來做個比較記錄。(但這不能和他們國家的文化作比較,畢竟,只是幾個人的留言而已,而且還是使用英文。因此當個參考) 

很可惜的是,我就算研究、學習了,我也不能使用啊XD

美國與比利時 

I love all your pictures….you're quite exquisite 🙂

So mysterious an amazing woman~

巴基斯坦
how nice if we give each others a chance to smile together

利比亞
Oh tell me where your freedom lies
The streets are fields that never die
Deliver me from reasons why
Youd rather cry, Id rather fly
i think u are so pretty that ordinary words can't express anything to u so i used poem words maybe it can help ..lol

土耳其
Can I steal from your time 🙂

perfect beauty u have..
would u merry with me??

突尼西亞
when your eyes will speak to me it's my heart who will listen you
when your body will speak to me it's my willy who will take care off you

沙烏地阿拉伯
You are looking beautiful Your soft hearted eye looking some one specail your softicated lips need some one special kiss, what u think, if u feel that i am the one so pls feel free add my id in yahoo.

奈及利亞
hi,how r u?if kisses were water i will send u a sea,if hugs were leaves i will give u a tree,if life was a planet i will give u a galaxy,if friendship is life i will give u mine……hav a pleasant day n much luv….

巴貝多
"WOW ever seen a woman dis beautiful before! do u have msn or yahoo so we could talk?"

加拿大
My only question is, and be honest … !!! Are you getting enough healthy sex in your life? Haha, IF NO, please say hello, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

新加坡還有其他國家

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I need some sunscreen because you're burning me up!

They must have lifted the embargo because you're "made in heaven."

義大利
hi! you are very cute and beuty! you must add me babe!I'm an actor!!! I'm perfect! realy! you must add me!
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看到一個死小孩的自我介紹:
About Me:
I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. I'm mean. I'm nasty. And I want sex all the time. But I don't care, because I'm FILTHY RICH.
I'm Looking For:
   
Are u sexy enough to talk with me?
I don't engage in boring 'hi,, how are u ' chit chat.
This dull conversation is for losers or computer freak

I hang out with hotties & models only

廣告

One response to “搭訕英語教室…

  1. 因為很害羞,所以設密碼。english

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